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	<title>Comments on: Sayings</title>
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		<title>By: Gwyn</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-315</link>
		<dc:creator>Gwyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nan: Believe You Me
Nan: Til the Cows Come Home?
Mum: Not for all the tea in China
Mum: More than you can shake a stick at?
Sister: Ill tell you something for free
Friend: Pigs Might Fly
Work: Dont Cry Over Spilt Milk? - I wont!
Dont count your chickens before they hatch? 
Theres Something you dont see everyday?
All your eggs in one basket!
Not for love nor money</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nan: Believe You Me<br />
Nan: Til the Cows Come Home?<br />
Mum: Not for all the tea in China<br />
Mum: More than you can shake a stick at?<br />
Sister: Ill tell you something for free<br />
Friend: Pigs Might Fly<br />
Work: Dont Cry Over Spilt Milk? - I wont!<br />
Dont count your chickens before they hatch?<br />
Theres Something you dont see everyday?<br />
All your eggs in one basket!<br />
Not for love nor money</p>
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		<title>By: Jen</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-314</link>
		<dc:creator>Jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 23:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Friends: "He who dares wins"

Parents: "Nothing in life is free"

Parents: "Engage brain before opening mouth" </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friends: &#8220;He who dares wins&#8221;</p>
<p>Parents: &#8220;Nothing in life is free&#8221;</p>
<p>Parents: &#8220;Engage brain before opening mouth&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Carly</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-312</link>
		<dc:creator>Carly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Learn from your mistakes
You live, you learn
Respect your elders
Hmmmm now that's one tasty burger!
Think before you leap
Accept what you cannot change, but change the things you cannot accept</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Learn from your mistakes<br />
You live, you learn<br />
Respect your elders<br />
Hmmmm now that&#8217;s one tasty burger!<br />
Think before you leap<br />
Accept what you cannot change, but change the things you cannot accept</p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-311</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 15:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They dont call it work for nothin'!
Treat others the way u would like to be treated!
Turn that frown upside down
I think therefore i am 
I have no sympathy...its self inflicted!(not quite a sayin but heard alot!)
Is the glass half empty or half full?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They dont call it work for nothin&#8217;!<br />
Treat others the way u would like to be treated!<br />
Turn that frown upside down<br />
I think therefore i am<br />
I have no sympathy&#8230;its self inflicted!(not quite a sayin but heard alot!)<br />
Is the glass half empty or half full?</p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-310</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahah just thought of another one..

Parents:You treat this place like a hotel (they mainy said this wen we owned a hotel!)</description>
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<p>Parents:You treat this place like a hotel (they mainy said this wen we owned a hotel!)</p>
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		<title>By: Kate</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-309</link>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:50:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Killing two birds with one stone
Done and dusted
He who dares my son.. he who dares!
Horses for courses!
Shammone mutha fukker!
Nice one bruvva!
Im a lover not a fighter!
Make love not war!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!<br />
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush<br />
Killing two birds with one stone<br />
Done and dusted<br />
He who dares my son.. he who dares!<br />
Horses for courses!<br />
Shammone mutha fukker!<br />
Nice one bruvva!<br />
Im a lover not a fighter!<br />
Make love not war!</p>
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		<title>By: Gav</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-308</link>
		<dc:creator>Gav</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For Gordan's Sake!
Different folks different strokes!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For Gordan&#8217;s Sake!<br />
Different folks different strokes!</p>
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		<title>By: Carly</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-307</link>
		<dc:creator>Carly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you donâ€™t eat your crusts your hair will go curly- parents
Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all- parents
That sounds like the pot calling the kettle black- parents/friends
Its not the things you do in life you regretâ€¦ Itâ€™s the things you didnâ€™t do- parents
Whenever one door shuts, another one opens- parents
You get what you give- parents

umm... these ones makes sense to me at least...

It fits like a glove- friends
Itâ€™s another case of the â€˜mullen effectâ€™- friends
I'm in the Pit of doom/ pool of sheer sheer unadulterated humiliation- friends</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you donâ€™t eat your crusts your hair will go curly- parents<br />
Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all- parents<br />
That sounds like the pot calling the kettle black- parents/friends<br />
Its not the things you do in life you regretâ€¦ Itâ€™s the things you didnâ€™t do- parents<br />
Whenever one door shuts, another one opens- parents<br />
You get what you give- parents</p>
<p>umm&#8230; these ones makes sense to me at least&#8230;</p>
<p>It fits like a glove- friends<br />
Itâ€™s another case of the â€˜mullen effectâ€™- friends<br />
I&#8217;m in the Pit of doom/ pool of sheer sheer unadulterated humiliation- friends</p>
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		<title>By: Alain</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-306</link>
		<dc:creator>Alain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Friends: Whatever floats your boat
Friends: Giz a swig
Parents: The early bird catches the worm</description>
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Friends: Giz a swig<br />
Parents: The early bird catches the worm</p>
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		<title>By: Si</title>
		<link>http://www.thefunkhouse.co.uk/2006/04/sayings/comment-page-1/#comment-305</link>
		<dc:creator>Si</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Parents: You can't have your cake and eat it.
Parents: You should have known better.
Women: Its not what you said, its how you said it.
A wise teacher: Slowly Slowy Catchy Monkey.
Bosses: What time do you call this?
Friends: One in the crotch is worth two in the face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Parents: You can&#8217;t have your cake and eat it.<br />
Parents: You should have known better.<br />
Women: Its not what you said, its how you said it.<br />
A wise teacher: Slowly Slowy Catchy Monkey.<br />
Bosses: What time do you call this?<br />
Friends: One in the crotch is worth two in the face.</p>
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